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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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itsthegamewelove:

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flickerman:

aicosu:

AHHAHAHHAHAHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH MY GOD

the signs as this video

aries: tim
taurus: fuckin hell
gemini: the elf
cancer: the new liberal democrat party leader
leo: the aeroplane
virgo: the zooming
libra: president putin and obama shooting hoops
scorpio: the worst day of their professional life
sagittarius: the news presenter
capricorn: the faulty earpiece
aquarius: the dicks
pisces: doctor who aka the australian prime minister

@biologyhearts

Reporter: Where world leaders will be joining each other in week’s time, here at the ExCel. The, uh…we can’t use this. What is that, an elf? / Where world leaders will be meeting in just ten days time to discuss Syria. What are you laughing — what is it? Oh…Try for another? You’re loving this, Tim, aren’t you? You’re absolutely loving this. / Alright, we’re gonna go — we’re gonna go again and uh
[shot of cosplayers]
Reporter: Stop laughing. Stop laughing. You sent me here on purpose; you knew exactly what you were doing. Fuck you. Alright. [clears throat] Right, anymore freaks coming out?
[shot of reporter running up to the camera]
[Person filming counts down from 3]
Reporter: Yeah. Here at the ExCel center…oh, god. What a waste of my time. What a waste of my fucking time. I think this is the worst day of my life. This is the worst day of my professional…life.
[Camera follows person holding basketball hoop]
Reporter: President Putin arriving. Uh, looks like he’s gonna be challenging Obama to shoot some hoops! First to ten gets a free airstrike on Syria. [Reporter pointing behind camera] There’s a Doctor Who walking past over there, otherwise known as the Australian prime minister. Uh, seems to regenerate every couple of weeks. Looking forward to him signing off on further destruction of the great barrier reef.
[Camera zooms in on cosplayers]
Reporter: Liberal democrat party conference being held in a car park this year. God, I miss the libdems. [Person dressed in black & white walks past] Haven’t got a fucking clue who that is. Probably the, uh, new liberal democrat party leader, IE I haven’t got a fucking clue who that is. / Try here, this — aw, fuckin’ hell. Can you get a shot of these dicks? [camera pans to dicks] It’s the entire British cabinet, there. [Sounds of airplane flying over] We’re right next to fucking city airport. Surrounded by dicks. Supposed to be doing a serious bit about world leaders. This is incredible. Probably the worst day of my career. Okay, [breathes in] I’m gonna go for one.  

@elizahamvilton @myheadisstuckinsideafishbowl I feel like both of you will want to see this 😂

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Things that Undertale has that make it great:

the-greatest-genderqueer:

  • A protagonist whose gender is never stated outright
  • They/Them pronouns used when talking about a single person
  • Strong, female characters
  • Canon gay and lesbian characters
  • Complex characters (*cough*sans*cough)
  • Gameplay that deconstructs the RPG formula
  • A fourth wall that’s paper thin
  • Dialogue that’s equal parts heartwarming, sad, funny, and terrifying
  • A gorgeous soundtrack that utilizes both chiptune and orchestral elements (they work so well together, even in the same song!)
  • An entire world that actively changes depending on the choices you make
  • Plots and characters that actively change depending on the choices you make
  • An interesting and fun battle system
  • Awesome boss battles that twist the way the battle system works
  • A morality system that blatantly criticizes the player for making cruel choices
  • A TON of different choices, secrets, and scenarios, some of which you might never find
  • Terrible puns
  • A relatively low price-point
  • A real knife (about time)
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